Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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