Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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