Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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