Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm both gender and math confused
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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