we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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