time to smoke my breakfast
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How does one acquire holy water?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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