I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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