how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
