WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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