Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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