been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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