He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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