So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The adults are the big ones right?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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