Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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