If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
