also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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