Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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