i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
