Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We are two peas in an std pod
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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