Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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