She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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