Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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