We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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