So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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