just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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