is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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