let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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