god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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