I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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