turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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