So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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