Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
