I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The ass gains better be worth it
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