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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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