listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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