idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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