if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
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It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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