So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
