What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Come share oat with me in your robe
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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