i used baking grease as lip gloss
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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