You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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