So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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