oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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