I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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