I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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