hotel room ftw
Dual....:-)
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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