how do flat chested girls get laid?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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