how can u be prego again
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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