either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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