I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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