oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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