No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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