Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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