Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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