So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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