Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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