Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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