I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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