Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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